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Complaints About Life.
You can tell a lot about a person when you look at the stuff they write. Since, chances are, no one is ever going to read this, I guess I'll just write about experiences that I go through. A place to vent my feelings. And maybe you'll get to figure out what my life is really about.

From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

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kelpls:

someone asked about helmets and also hats SO YEAH HEHE H USE REFERENCS IF UR EVER UNSURE OF HOW SOMEHING LOOKS LIKE HELMETS AND CAPS GIVE ME ALOT OF PAIN TOO CRIES ON MY Dides

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lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

posted 3 days ago with 458,688 notes

teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. i'll need your e-mail address.

me:

teacher:

me:

teacher:

me:

teacher:

me:

teacher:

me: tastybitch69@aol.com

posted 3 days ago with 168,149 notes

sickinq:

My parents find it hard to punish me now because I literally care about nothing now

posted 3 days ago with 216,234 notes

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

  1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
  2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
  3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
     reply Yeah, you.
  4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

posted 3 days ago with 444,380 notes

ellendegeneres:

Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!

posted 3 days ago with 27,028 notes

jewishsanta:

enjoy your wonderful cup of coffee as this cat fucking melts and drowns before your very eyes

posted 3 days ago with 223,907 notes

snowdor:

commander-butts:

commander-butts:

I’m gonna start watching Game of Thrones LET’S FUCKIN DO THIS

ISN’T THAT BLONDE CHICK HIS SI STER? ?

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mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN
WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

mr-egbutt:

WAKE UP COUSIN

WE’RE GOING TO THE ZOO

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